22nd Jul 2009

Putting the Soap in Opera

OXYDOL on Washday
Image from Shorpy

Oxydol is the brand of soap that I grew up using in Ohio. Oddly, despite its early- and mid-century nationwide appeal, by the 80’s and 90’s it seems to have been available only around Cincinnati, where Proctor & Gamble (the manufacturer) is based. I am unable to find it in stores elsewhere in the country (Boston, South Carolina, and even Indiana), and Buzz (who grew up in Michigan and Oregon) had never heard of it before I started gathering tidbits for this blog post.

I was actually curious about that for a while, since it seemed unlikely my very brand-loyal mother would have switched to a “local” detergent once she moved to Ohio after growing up in New York; Oxydol must have been sold in many more places earlier in the century, like when Mom would have done laundry with Grandma in the 50’s and 60’s… and it turns out Oxydol was one of the brands that were responsible for the term “soap opera.”

It didn’t mean much on that December day in 1933, but the debut of OXYDOL’S OWN MA PERKINS marked the beginning of the dominance Procter & Gamble would eventually have in sponsoring the daytime serials on radio and television. With the numerous P&G soap products sponsoring the serials, the program earned the slang name “Soap Opera.” This didn’t set too well with the sponsors of drug and food products, who were also popular sponsors of daytime serials. I acknowledge the drug and food companies had a valid complaint, but when it comes to the serial’s slang name, I leave you with this thought— “would you want to listen to a Drug Opera?” — Old Time Radio

So now I’m wondering if great-grandma was the original adaptor of Oxydol, thanks to its revolutionary suds-making ability and use of sponsorship as advertising….

Listening to this 1935 episode, there’s little of the modern tropes associated with soap operas — the show concentrates a lot more on emphasizing the everyday nature of Ma Perkins and her family’s drama rather than featuring fake deaths, evil twins, and frequent torrid sexual affairs.

And now, everybody ready for the story of Ma Perkins, America’s mother…. The homely, home-town drama. The true life story of a simple, plain, everyday woman. Ma to everyone who knows her…. Ma is a widow with three children, and a business to take care of, a business she’s had to learn by hard knocks.

Son John pitches a fit that Daughter Faye didn’t cook supper on time (and apparently never cooks supper or cleans the house), and Faye gets angry and insists she wants to go to the Big City and get a job. Take a listen for yourself at Rand’s Esoteric OTR.

Compare that to the serious melodrama from an episode of Mary Noble, Backstage Wife (sponsored by Dr. Lyons Tooth Powder, another P&G product):

Yesterday, Larry took Mary to an old rendesvous in hope of breaking down the barriers that have caused them to live apart for the past few months. Mary does not know that Larry is aware of her secret, that he is to become a father. Although reconciliation seemed near, troubles involving Larry’s half-brother Bob broke up what promised to be a perfect evening. Mary received a mysterious telephone call, warning her that if Bob Noble turned State’s evidence against the counterfeit ring with which he had become involved, he would not live 24 hours after being released by the treasury agents. Now, a short time later, Mary and Larry are in a taxi bound for Mary’s Greenwich Village studio. Realizing it was she who persuaded Bob Noble to surrender to the government agents and throw himself on the mercy of the court, Mary feels responsible for his danger, and is nervous and upset. Larry is doing his best to comfort her. Listen…

That’s more like it — secret pregnancies, half-brothers, and a counterfeit ring.

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20th Jul 2009

Forty Years Ago

When I was driving to pick up our daughter from camp today, I was literally moved to tears by what I heard on the radio. But it wasn’t a tale of human tragedy; it was a remembrance of what happened forty years ago today at Statio Tranquillitatis.

We came in peace for all mankind.

I was moved by both the profundity of the occasion and by disappointment with what has happened to the space program since 1969. When I was a child in the early 1980s, enthusiasm about the space program was still abundant. Charles Bolden, now the head of NASA, reported that when he visited schools in the 1980s, every child wanted to be an astronaut. Now only a two or three kids in a class are interested. What was supposed to be the greatest adventure in human history has fallen out of the public consciousness.

When I picked her up, I reminded my daughter of the anniversary, and we started discussing the missions to the moon and prospective missions to Mars. She wanted to know why it would take so long to get to Mars and why the astronauts would need to remain on Mars for a year and a half before starting for home. So we got to discussing the motions of the planets and Kepler’s Laws. When I got home, I found this and showed it to her.

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This is Cosmos; this is what I learned astronomy from as a child. My daughter is now the same age I was when I first watched it, and she was enthralled. Thankfully, the whole series is available for online viewing via Netflix, so she can see it just as I did.

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20th Jul 2009

Your toaster is just waiting until you fall asleep…

Your Chance To Live: Technological Failures. Made some time in the 70’s by the Defense Civil Preparedness Agency, it’s a strange mixture of encouraging people to react calmly and rationally to disasters, and fearmongering about the technology that is everywhere in the world and just waiting to ruin your day.

The narrator is a graduate of the Shatner School of Timing and Inflection.

We, all of us, are caught up in a real world…. A place somewhere between the… space technology, and the diabolical machines of the silent movies. There are no, uh, space shuttles in that world…. no Tin Lizzies, either. But there is the… technology… that we so very much… take for granted.

The over-arching message of the film appears to be that technology is out to get you…. or at best, it’s baffling, uncontrollable, and incomprehensible. The narrator yearns for the days of the pioneers.

Life was much simpler then!

Yes, the days when you had to haul all your water in buckets from a spring miles away, that was so much simpler. Dying was a hell of a lot easier, too — no pesky medical intervention, just a quick shuffling off the mortal coil.

During the [November 9 1965] blackout, people stayed calm, and helped each other overcome… an incredible technological disaster.

The movie is a bizarre, rambling exploration of the ways things can go wrong (including non-technological disasters, such as fire) — randomly combined with upbeat reassurances that when modern civilization inevitably undergoes catastrophic collapse thanks to omnipresent TECHNOLOGY, we’ll be ok just as long as we stay calm. I was really disappointed — the worst danger from technological disaster is apparently a neurotic fear of the possibility of technological disasters.

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17th Jul 2009

Be sure to get a toothbrush which is small enough

I had a dentist appointment yesterday morning. It was my second this week. I’ve had eight fillings drilled out and replaced, with “composite” instead of “amalgam” fillings. According to our very personable dentist, this should last me for the next fifteen years, provided I keep brushing and don’t coat my teeth in treacle.

In an apparent attempt to prolong the misery of getting orally assaulted — I can still feel the damn drill! — here’s a sickeningly sweet little film teaching small children how to keep their teeth healthy. Told By A Tooth from 1939.


No wonder my grandfather had dentures for as long as I knew him. (Actually, that’s probably because he was a careless alcoholic.)

The dental advice in this film sounds quite reasonable, and the child narrator is a pleasant change from the serious adults who usually provide voiceovers for educational films.

And now I’m going to go take more ibuprofen and huddle miserably in my room…

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16th Jul 2009

Dangerous to your health, excellent for geopolitics?

Why not commemorate this historic occasion …

apollo soyuz
image from NASA

… with this?

Apollo-Soyuz
image from the Stanford School of Medicine

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15th Jul 2009

Fine dining for less

What do you do when you have a real craving for sushi, but all that’s in your wallet is a coupon for a two-piece Popeyes Bonafide spicy fried chicken dinner?

Get creative.

This and many other meals (quiche! lo mein! tortellini!) can be seen at Fancy Fast Food, proving that presentation really is everything.

It reminds me a lot of this Penn & Teller clip — with less profanity, and admitting up-front what’s in the food.

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14th Jul 2009

Tariff… protective tariff… trade… zzzzzzzz

Another educational film featuring a young Dick York — 1949’s Rest and Health teaches you the critical relationship between getting enough sleep and being a star member of the track team.

Of course, George is strongly motivated to get more sleep — since last week he invited Sue to a party but then fell asleep. She was peeved, but gives him another chance once he starts getting enough rest.

(We also learn that bowling is good exercise… which isn’t entirely unreasonable, as long as you’re the type who jumps around and does a victory dance whenever you hit the pins.)

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13th Jul 2009

Uplifting music to start your day

I think Beaker is my favorite muppet…

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11th Jul 2009

The constant march of progress

Every time I get a little confident about all these science and engineering experts (myself included) with bright shining dreams about new technologies which will save the world, I read something like this…

“We know how to get electrical energy from sunlight by means of silicon converters,” said the Chrysler engineering expert. “If we continue to increase the efficiency of these converters, and if we are able to develop small, efficient energy storage cells solar powered cars will be feasible.” — Closer Than We Think, via Paleo-Future

1958 — fifty-one years — and we still haven’t gotten beyond knowing how, but just not quite there yet…

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10th Jul 2009

A post to get the immature out of my system for a while

Is frankfurter casing really that much of an issue [insert Mohel joke here], or is it more like when kids “need” to have the crusts cut off a peanut butter sandwich?


image from Retrospace

If your family is more tolerant, then you can go for really upscale hot dog choices — Oscar Mayer wieners with a sack-o-sauce! The wiener the world awaited!


image from clotho98’s Flickr

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