Archive for the 'humor' Category

31st Jul 2009

How can you have creative control over reality?

One day Five-Year-Old Daughter declared she’d been in a knife fight. She told a long, long story about how when her day camp took a field trip to the “Bounce House” (a place with lots of those huge inflatable slides and bouncy castles and such), one of the counselors took them in a back room and gave them all knives with plastic handles and told them they had to be in a knife fight. She picked a knife with flowers on the handle. It was about fifteen minutes before she admitted it was all made up…

If you like the silliness we produce here — well-edited, and plenty of things vetoed — you might enjoy the silliness that otherwise ends up on the cutting room floor, such as Daughter’s apparent fascination with hand-to-hand combat. Buzz is starting another blog to chronicle some of it.

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13th Jul 2009

Uplifting music to start your day

I think Beaker is my favorite muppet…

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10th Jul 2009

A post to get the immature out of my system for a while

Is frankfurter casing really that much of an issue [insert Mohel joke here], or is it more like when kids “need” to have the crusts cut off a peanut butter sandwich?


image from Retrospace

If your family is more tolerant, then you can go for really upscale hot dog choices — Oscar Mayer wieners with a sack-o-sauce! The wiener the world awaited!


image from clotho98’s Flickr

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09th Jul 2009

Doot-doot-doot, doot-doot-doot-doot doot-doot-doot-DOOT doot-doot doot, doot-doot-doot…

I’m a sucker for stop-motion animation, particularly when it’s very well done. I’m also a sucker for Super Mario (which is a strange unfulfilled wish from the days when I desperately wanted a Nintendo (all my friends had one!!!), but my parents wouldn’t get one). And Legos are just pure awesome, of course.

So a combination of all three… well!

And he’s got lots of other short Lego animations as well… a good way to spend a morning.

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23rd Jun 2009

How many licks…?

Today, the two-year-old found a Tootsie Roll Pop that his sister had left lying around the house. Familiar with suckers, he made it clear that he wanted it. At first, I was a bit leery, lest he choke or something on the Tootsie Roll center. Then I remembered this.

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The Dungeons & Dragons cartoon was contemporaneous with my childhood, but the commercial is much older. It dates from the 1960s, and you can still see it on television today.

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09th Apr 2009

Rabbis hate questions like #2

genuine inflatable matzah ball
If you’re having a Passover Seder, apparently there are a lot of accessories you can get.

Like this one.

Of course, this brings up two questions…

  1. How does one distinguish this GENUINE inflatable matzoh ball from an IMITATION inflatable matzoh ball? (How embarrassing to buy an inflatable matzoh ball and then have a guest points out I’ve got a cheap knockoff hanging from the ceiling.)
  2. Is it kosher to inflate your fake bread? It’s not exactly leavening…

Actually, what I most want to get for Passover is this really cute set of stuffed Ten Plagues that I saw in a catalog years ago. It’s got a cute stuffed drop of blood, a cute stuffed frog, cute stuffed lice, cute dead cow, cute sad baby face for the death of the first born… hmmm. Maybe this inflatable matzoh ball isn’t looking so bad after all.

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30th Mar 2009

I’m so frustumerated!

Ever wondered how the Retro Recipe cooking process actually looks?

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09th Mar 2009

I’m Batgirl!

My daughter has a tendency to pick difficult birthday themes. When she turned three, she wanted Hello Kitty and trains — easy separately, difficult combined. This year, her fifth, she wants Batgirl. Think for a moment about how easy it is to find Batman paraphernalia for kids parties, then think whether you’ve ever seen Batgirl… well, at least she didn’t pick Manbat or Poison Ivy.

Sadly, I can’t put this video clip on a cupcake. (ZZLONK! ZLOPP! You’ve gotta love the Adam West Batman.)

The best part is neatly hanging up her jacket before going out to fight thugs.

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28th Jan 2009

My favorite present

Every now and then, you’ll get a present which is incredibly well-suited to you that you didn’t even know existed previously. Such things are a rare treat; last year, I was given Old-Time Brand-Name Cookbook: Recipes, Illustrations, And Advice From The Early Kitchens Of America’s Most Trusted Food Makers. It’s a cookbook of nothing but retro recipes — and they’re all good! (Luckily, I know Buzz well enough to feel sure this wasn’t just his way of saying, “here’s a bunch of retro recipes that don’t involve jellied hot dogs, please make these.”)

My favorite part of the book was the introduction, a dozen pages describing the evolution of food, cooking, and kitchens throughout the last century. The combined forces of commercially processed food and evolving kitchen appliances (the refrigerator in particular) completely overhauled what people ate, and how meals were made. This change was also strongly correlated with the decrease of people with domestic servants (you don’t need to hire a cook to stick a TV dinner in the oven), and also an increase in options for women outside the home. And, corporate advertising began to aggressively convince the world that their products were vital to delicious, quick, and inexpensive meals for the family. There are certainly many books worth of material which could be explored, but Old-Time Brand-Name Cookbook does an excellent job of covering the topics without boring the amateur.

I also learned why gelatin dishes were so widespread, and incorporated into practically every course. We’ve all wondered what the hell could motivate someone to create Jellied Bouillon with Frankfurters — well, it was simply so they could brag about owning a refrigerator. You can’t solidify gelatin without refrigeration, and so you couldn’t serve Jellied Bouillon with Frankfurters unless you were above a certain income level. (For some of the more dubious recipes, it presumably also helped if you didn’t have any friends, because you certainly wouldn’t after you fed them THAT.) So people started jellying vegetables, meats, salads, cream, and pretty much everything in their kitchen.

All the recipes are “adapted”, often to remove brand names but in some cases to change the quantities of ingredients. The “Hungarian Gulasch (As Prepared by the Hungarian Shepherds)”, for example, calls for 1 tablespoon paprika (still fairly mild) rather than the skimpy 1/4 teaspoon of the original recipe. (The point is frequently made that early American tastebuds were not really able to handle spice at all.) Even with adjustment, you may not like a recipe; we found the Bread Pudding recipe to be somewhat lacking in pizazz, but that’s not really atypical for very basic bread pudding. Like any cookbook, you have to cook the recipes before you can really judge them.

For additional fun, the cookbook is illustrated with vintage images from recipe pamphlets throughout the ages. Occasionally this is a little odd, when a recipe for one salad is illustrated with an obviously very different salad; however, such discrepancies are rare distractions, and the vintage illustrations are mostly very entertaining. I have resolved to be on the lookout for recipe pamphlets in antique stores to get similar pictures for use on here :)

I would strongly recommend this for anyone interested in cooking, particularly if you have a fondness for ephemera or vintage cooking. It’s fascinating to see the evolution of America’s attitude towards and expectations from food; historical perspective with snacks included.

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31st Dec 2008

More toys from tubers

I’m assuming you all listened to my advice and got potatoes for all the children on your shopping list this year. If there are any left over, you’ve got a head start on shopping for your New Year’s party! Celebrate the New Depression with this game from 1933.

Unique potato game

The fun doesn’t stop until the host needs to take the toy down to make dinner.

Via Modern Mechanix.

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