Archive for April, 2009

29th Apr 2009

That priceless quality of being well-built…

Well, apparently a Pontiac was well-built (and therefore priceless) in 1935. We can still live in the past on this blog…

Lots of women have personal cars of their own, and we’re going to convince them it should be a Pontiac!

While the target audience for this movie clip is (as far as I can tell) the Pontiac dealerships and it concentrates heavily on advertising circulation, it’s fun to see glimpses of vintage Pontiac cars. If they still looked that cool, I’d buy one.

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27th Apr 2009

Swine flu is coming, what’s priority #1?

We will call it Mexican flu. We won’t call it swine flu,” said Mr Litzman, who belongs to the ultra-religious United Torah Judaism party. — BBC

Look, if you don’t like the term “swine flu”, just call it H1N1, which is more accurate than “swine flu” anyway. Making up an alternative casual term is fairly silly (and, in this case, not terribly kind to Mexico who just happened to get stuck with the initial outbreak)… but it is also a telling statement of just how well-prepared you are to handle a potential pandemic.

(I also don’t really understand why you’d want to avoid naming diseases after a unclean animals anyway — is “Mexican Flu” somehow healthier?)

Posted in just plain weird, load of hooey, modern examples, religion, science & medicine | 2 Comments »

27th Apr 2009

Fur

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I especially like the xylophone music.

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22nd Apr 2009

How does your garden grow

Our local farmer’s market re-opened yesterday and we got local, organic fresh eggs and vegetables again. I absolutely love it, especially the chicken farmer who has really delicious eggs (and, well, chicken) and always comments on how big the kids are getting. I tried to get Almost-Two-Year-Old Son to say “chicken” but he was too busy hiding behind me.

In honor of springtime, and in the hopes that the eggplants I planted this year will grow, let’s watch Gardening, an educational film from 1940, shows the adventures of Betsy and Bill as they plant their family garden.

Once you get over the disturbingly adult voice that has been dubbed in for young Betty, be amazed by the vast stretch of soil the two kids are turning into farmland. And then, be shock be the anti-organic pesticides of the day…

Bill sprays arsenate of lead on the potato leaves. When the beetles eat the poisoned leaves, they die.

This was one of the few educational film scenes I’ve watched that really, really freaked me out. Not only is this pesticide an ideal way to have long-term contamination of your soil with lead AND arsenic, Bill is cheerfully spraying it only a few feet away from his face. Lead arsenate was known to be problematic as far back as 1919, and it wasn’t banned as a pesticide until 1988. Even though it was legal, though, there’s still plenty of very good reasons to not use it as a pesticide. Especially a pesticide in aerosol form, being used by growing children. And you thought paint on toys made in China was dangerous…

Posted in conservation & environment, food, video | 4 Comments »

22nd Apr 2009

Time to learn the TRUTH!

The Truth About Taxes, that is.

  • Everyone pays taxes, not just rich people! AAAAAAH! [*]
  • Léon Blum brought France a New Deal and they were promptly conquered. [**]
  • All this New Deal Debt is not giving us enough tanks.
  • Your wife puts on taxes instead of stockings, and taxes come with you to the movies.
  • A “male fist of centralized bureaucracy that knocks at democracy’s door” — I don’t really know what this one means, but it goes well with rhetoric such as “holy crusade”.

It’s an odd combination of “taxes are horrible and wasteful” and “we need to pay taxes to build up defense and protect our freedom.” As there has not been a President Wilkie, the ad obviously wasn’t enough to convince the public. (I do like the imagery of a ghostly hand grabbing money from paychecks and bread from the family table, though. It’s a good visual.)

1940 Defense Spending

One other thing mentioned in this film is that only approximately 7 billion dollars were spent over 7 years for national defense… something over 100 billion in modern money.

* I will note that the income tax structure has changed quite a bit over this century — rates change, income levels to qualify for tax change, exemptions change… and I’m not nearly interested enough in tax law to research who was paying what in 1940.

** Geez, why do we hate the French so much?

Posted in civics, finance, propaganda, video | 1 Comment »

19th Apr 2009

Education pays for itself? Well, duh.

In 1947, the US Chamber of Commerce released a film called Education is Good Business. Gov. Mark Sanford was born in 1967, meaning he probably got stuck watching anti-drug and anti-sex mental hygiene films rather than this one. Maybe he should try taking a look at this, though…

  • Graduates of economically supported schools earn their way more profitably in the community.
  • Better schools pay for themselves through larger incomes to more productive people, whose families in turn buy a greater volume of goods and services.
  • Educationally, the community gets what it pays for.
  • [Russia's education budget] is approximately four times greater than that of the United States. (OK, that’s more of a Scary Communist statistic than a useful fact.)

The alternative to funding your own citizens’ education is hoping that educated adults from other states will decide to move to your backwater community of ignorants and thereby raise the standard. Also, you have to hope the few educated adults you do manage to raise don’t get fed up with the community and leave for better opportunities elsewhere. (Neither of these trends have ever been noticed.)

Posted in finance, propaganda, raising children, video | 1 Comment »

18th Apr 2009

Debt is acceptable only with a 300% APR

Having a to-be-kindergartner in the family should be exciting. She’s certainly looking forward to school, but I’m just worried about whether she’ll actually have a teacher next year. Plus Buzz works in academia, and I’m currently a student — three quarters of our family is in a position that’s much shakier thanks to South Carolina Governor Sanford’s repeated insistence that he won’t take stimulus money. (Luckily, we’re not the only residents of the state disgusted by the idea; a high school student is asking the state Supreme Court whether such budgetary choices are solely the Governor’s responsibility. Good for you, Casey Edwards.)

Sanford keeps saying it’s all about saving the children, won’t somebody please think of the children and their horrible, horrible future debt load:

In the end, I just don’t believe a problem created by too much debt will be solved by piling on more debt. — Gov. Sanford’s opinion piece in the Wall Street Journal

So we’re going to solve the problem of too much debt by not adequately instructing our children on, among other things, the basics of economics and how to budget their own money? Oh, except Sanford’s children go to private school, so their educational quality stays constant whatever happens to public schools. That explains why he seems disproportionately interested in the next generation’s debt load — it’s the only burden his kids are taking on.

At least payday lenders love South Carolina; just drive along any street in greater Columbia and count how many TITLEMAX stores you see. One SC industry is certainly flourishing.

Posted in civics, finance, raising children, sweet sweet irony | 2 Comments »

17th Apr 2009

Retro Recipe Attempt: Gumdrop Cake

I owe all of you an apology; I have been sitting on this post for a little over a week, waiting for just one or two photos to be added while I messed around with thermodynamics homework instead. (Did you know you can construct your own tables of thermodynamics saturation properties even if you only know a few experimentally determined points on the curve? It’s true! Only a few nasty partial differential equations required…)

Alright, sorry — less geek, more cake!

I’m actually not the first blogger to try to make this. Looking for a retro cake recipe for Buzz’s birthday, I stumbled across a pretty cool blog: Culinary Types. T.W. Barritt has cooked a variety of vintage cake recipes, including Election Cake, Watermelon Cake (extremely cute), and Gumdrop Cake. The latter recipe originally came from The Old Foodie’s 2008 cake week.

The Gumdrop Cake seems to have burst onto the culinary scene in America and Canada in the 1940’s, and was promoted as a novel alternative to traditional Christmas Cake. This version is from the Lilly Wallace New American Cook Book of 1946.

Gumdrop Cake.
½ cup butter
1 cup sugar
2 eggs, beaten
2 ¼ cups flour
¼ teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon vanilla
¾ cup milk
¾ cup raisins
1 pound gumdrops, black ones removed, chopped finely.

Cream butter, while adding sugar and beaten eggs. Sift flour, salt, and baking powder together over chopped candy and raisins. Dredge well. Add vanilla to milk and add flour mixture and milk, to first mixture alternately. Bake in a large greased loaf tin in a slow oven (275 to 300 degrees F) [140-150 degrees C] 1 ½ hours.

Cutting the gumdrops into little pieces is boring. I sat watching TV and using kitchen shears to cut each one into quarters, and it took almost an hour to get through a bag of gumdrops; the scissors kept getting glued up with sugar and gelatin. The result was good (teeny weeny gumdrop bits are better in the cake), but I’m not sure it was worth the time investment.

beautiful rainbow gumdroppy goodness

And after the gumdrop chopping, they got mixed in with flour… and I realized after the fact it would have been better to have been dropping the bits into the flour as I went, rather than mixing the big sticky mountain in all at once. Oh well, I’d already wasted that much time on cutting up gumdrops, why not waste more time dredging? (Again, the results were good… just took a while to get there.)

Cut down on sticky icky by adding flour

And then after baking for an hour and a half, I was feeling pretty impatient — and so I tried to flip the cake out onto the cooling rack without actually checking that it was cooked through.

oops it is not quite done

It wasn’t.

Luckily, cake of this consistency has a pretty dense crumb, and it can handle being scraped off the counter, dumped back in the pan, and baked a while longer… it just ended up being a little lumpy on top.

chock full of gumdroppy goodness

This does indeed look very much like a fruitcake, with candy rather than candied fruit (unfortunately removing the option of pretending fruitcake is nutritious). And from the description, that definitely seems to be the intent. The kids absolutely love it, and Buzz likes it a lot. Personally, I find it a little TOO sweet and chewy; I think it’s the squishy gumdrop consistency that’s really not doing it for me. Plus all the preparatory work made it a very involved project, a little too much effort for the result. Next time, I’ll skip the gumdrops and just stick with candied fruit bits — something everyone in the family likes, including me.

Posted in delicious, food, retro recipe attempt | 3 Comments »

15th Apr 2009

Well, it is keeping junk mail out of my inbox

Our anti-spam server has apparently been blocking all email from outside of the college since 1am this morning. We are troubleshooting the problem and will have email back up as soon as possible.

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13th Apr 2009

OK, everyone dislikes Amazon’s “adult” policy, now what

I feel vindicated because I haven’t really liked Amazon ever, starting back in 1999 when a really dumb friend of mine got a job with them “surfing the web to check out competing sites” (Really, Amazon? You hired THAT GUY? And what sort of assholerific job is that, anyway?), and then when they overhyped THE KINDLE with the claim that it will REVOLUTIONIZE TEH LITERACHUR (they didn’t invent eInk, weren’t the first to use it, and it’s the only ebook reader I’m aware of that ties users to a specific content provider). So recent hullabaloo doesn’t come as any big shock… just, oh, look, Amazon’s done something else I rather dislike.

I hope I don’t have to inform anyone that a very convenient alternative to buying books on Amazon is your local bookseller. Or try the free version — libraries!

powells books logoMore relevant to those who may have used Amazon’s affiliate program as a minor source of income — If you still want to sell books through your site or blog, try Powell’s. They’re an independent bookstore in Portland, Oregon, but they also do online sales; and, they have a partners program.

Plus they have a bookstore cat. :)

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