23rd Dec 2008

Best online recipe source EVER

OK, any of you who are fans of my cooking disasters (and/or successes), you absolutely have to visit the Random Recipe Generator. I laughed so hard I hiccuped.

Bananas And Bananas Pudding
Serves 4
You will need:

  • 5 bananas
  • 2 apples
  • 70g cornflour
  • 150ml coffee

Instructions:

  1. fry the bananas
  2. fry the bananas
  3. fold in the bananas
  4. eat the cornflour
  5. fry the bananas
  6. eat the apples
  7. defrost the coffee
  8. go down the pub

Zingy Apple Sauce And Apple Sauce Soup
Serves 5
You will need:

  • 130ml cream
  • 90ml apple sauce

Instructions:

  1. toast the cream
  2. rinse the apple sauce
  3. order out

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2 Responses to “Best online recipe source EVER”

  1. December 23rd, 2008 at 8:49 am Rose Says:

    Hilarious! I think “Go down the pub” should be the implied final step to ANY recipe, in the likely event that things don’t work out as planned.

  2. December 24th, 2008 at 11:34 am Louise Says:

    Thanks for dropping by my blog Erica. You should drop by Kitchen Retro. You and Lidian may just be “kindred spirits.” I’m saving your link. I just know I will be able to use it in a future post.

    Thanks so much for sharing:)

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