20th Feb 2008
What’s that smell?
Softcore porn for selling aftershave tells us that smelling aftershave is enough to make a woman put on a bikini and uncomfortable shoes and twist her hands into uncomfortable positions.
If you think stuff like this isn’t still around, you haven’t read Feministing’s hatred of Axe advertisements and promotional products (which are far worse than the image at right). Same old ridiculous stuff.
Personally, I am of the opinion that aftershave smells terrible, anybody who uses it puts on way too much, and the woozy effects you notice in people while you’re wearing it are because they aren’t getting enough oxygen to their brain. God only knows why you would also want one that made your face burn.
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